30 of the Best Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don't Want to Call it X (October 1, 2023)

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    Sky - horse dentist @equine_dentist this is what it feels like when i can't have a tasty treat 11:44 AM 2023-08-12 86K Views 545 Reposts 7 Quotes 3,733 Likes 54 Bookmarks
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    Font - Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps (trying to give a hint that my friend has overstayed his welcome) That one homie who never returns from whence he came Friend: And he casts spells Lol Me: Lol, but forreal tho we all got that one bro who should be banished to lands unspoken Friend: He can shoot fireballs 2:14 AM 2023-08-12 29.9K Views . 146 Reposts 3 Quotes 1,405 Likes 39 Bookmarks
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    Font - MULH ppigg @s4m31p4n You wouldn't know my gf she sells seashells by the seashore 10:37 PM 2023-08-12 212K Views 886 Reposts 10 Quotes 8,913 Likes 82 Bookmarks
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    Font - Aubri Kaufman @aubrirose yesterday my dermatologist literally stopped what she was doing, looked at me and said, "your perfume. it smells like, like baby powder? but from another planet? a planet that smells better than ours? alien baby powder." and resumed her business. 9:31 AM 2023-08-12 from Earth 1.9M Views . 2,708 Reposts 193 Quotes 73.7K Likes 3,052 Bookmarks
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    Font - WEA CAFTRA SAG UNITY Craig Thomas @HimymCraig If you dated Taylor Swift and had a bad breakup and then she *didn't* write a song about you, I bet that would hurt even more. 11:01 AM 2023-08-12 55.4K Views . 79 Reposts 9 Quotes 1,334 Likes 16 Bookmarks
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    Product - Heben Nigatu @hebennigatu Peppa Pig has parted ways with longtime manager Scooter Braun POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 23h Peppa Pig has a "big surprise" to be announced tomorrow. 14 7:33 PM 9/26/23 from Earth-658K Views :. 1,364 Reposts 21 Quotes BE ...
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    Organism - Dulsè @Jade DaGem having pets is so crazy cause we not even the same species but we just in the crib together cuddling 8:55 PM 2023-08-13 from Earth 268K Views 1,846 Reposts 111 Quotes 12.7K Likes 228 Bookmarks
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    Font - clare @sadderlizards in another life i'm a lizard and you're just a rock that i'm basking on 3:30 PM 2023-08-13 20.6K Views 121 Reposts 3 Quotes 695 Likes 21 Bookmarks
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    Font - JB 4Realz @JB4Realz welcome back to invisibility class. it's pretty disappointing to see so many of you here. 6:03 PM 2019-05-10 1,297 Reposts 13 Quotes ... 4,919 Likes 37 Bookmarks
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    Cloud - Joseph Rezek @RezekJoe Me firing off emails at this standing desk 12:49 PM 9/26/23 from Earth 2.3M Views . 3,447 Reposts 74 Quotes
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    Black - marf @MarfSalvador me: my father went out for cigarettes ten years ago and- sloth dad: *opening door* forgot my wallet 7:15 PM 2019-02-11 7,373 Reposts 77 Quotes 67.5K Likes 315 Bookmarks
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    Font - Dani @daniiyells This is the Baskin Robbins' website attempt at gender inclusivity which I just have to salute Gender* Female Select gender - Male ✓ Female Ice Cream Lover 10:04 PM 2023-08-14 1.4M Views . . 4,567 Reposts 241 Quotes 74.5K Likes 1,010 Bookmarks
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    Smile - juju š @ayeejuju "i'm never drinking again” me when my friends ask me to go out again: a alam Subscribe a alamu alamy 4:15 PM 9/26/23 from Earth. 3.9M Views alamy
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    Font - Alexander Avila @aretheygay I have come out as bisexual, transgender, and neurodivergent, but the hardest thing to share was my ao3 username 8:28 PM 2023-08-14 136K Views . 900 Reposts 135 Quotes 11.8K Likes 220 Bookmarks
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    Organism - is that keri? @itiskeri rip dracula u would have loved going down a water slide flat on your back arms crossed over your chest 9:50 PM 2023-08-15 67K Views 404 Reposts 2 Quotes 3,209 Likes 32 Bookmarks ...
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    Font - sarah schauer @sarahschauer they're making a Polly Pocket movie and for the promotion they should team up with some gummy candy company and put out Polly Pocket candies that look like their clothes. maybe sell them exclusively in theaters to get all the Polly Pocket clothes eaters in seats 11:18 PM 2023-08-15 from Earth 231K Views 414 Reposts 23 Quotes ... 8,624 Likes 36 Bookmarks
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    Font - luke warm tweets @lukejarret STOP WASTING FIREFIGHTERS' TIME GETTING CATS OUT OF TREES CATS EMPLOY GIRAFFES TO DO IT UNLESS GIRAFFES WOULD EAT THE CATS DIDN'T DO THE RESEARCH 2:11 PM 2019-03-15 4,236 Reposts 63 Quotes 16.1K Likes 83 Bookmarks
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    Food - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Babe, what's wrong? You've barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin' Cream 89 990 ON RUNCH INA JAR CANLIGUYSUE Eggo INA JAR BRUNCH WAFFLES & SYRUP CREAM LIQUEUR APPALACHIAN SIPPIN CREAM Liqueur 20% ALCIVOL 40 PROOF PRODUCED AND BOTTLED BY SUGARLANDS DISTILLING CO. GATLINBURG, TENNESSEE S Sugarlands I stilling BR SIE
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    Font - charlie squire @evil_female the problem is that the world is filled with an unimaginable amount of pain and suffering but also an unimaginable amount of delight and beauty and we must bear this in our souls at all times but also still find time to like do laundry and go to the grocery store 2:45 PM 2023-02-01 2.1M Views 19.1K Reposts 420 Quotes 78K Likes 3,626 Bookmarks
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    Font - raine @thegorezone bro what do you mean i should learn how to code or become an influencer. im meant to be an 80s video store clerk recommending gory horror movies to the neighbourhood scamps. im meant to be a small town radio dj who plays too much new wave and gets involved in a local mystery. 12:23 PM 2023-08-18 421K Views 4,439 Reposts 188 Quotes 21.1K Likes 854 Bookmarks
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    Font - dox 36 @doxale36 i steal bc i'm too shy to go up to the register 12:06 PM 2023-08-18 1M Views 3,715 Reposts 147 Quotes 29.9K Likes 525 Bookmarks ...
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    Font - Ultimate Dad Jokes @MediocreJoker85 When I was a kid, my parents used to make me walk the plank because we couldn't afford a dog. 8:47 AM 2023-08-19 3,121 Views ... 8 Reposts 51 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Font - Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Grateful to be living in the "Tetris when it's going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up" era of human history 4:52 PM 2018-12-03 3,633 Reposts 74 Quotes 17.3K Likes 136 Bookmarks
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    Font - Losing it @prophethusband Me: Im treatmaxxing Lol. Eating a bunch of snacks instead of dinner Wife: They call that Girl Dinner now Me (looking out the window): Thats not what im doing. I'm doing something else 11:27 AM 2023-08-20 29.8K Views . 228 Reposts 1,810 Likes 37 Bookmarks
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    Organism - soul nate @MNateShyamalan TOUR GUIDE: the grand canyon is at least 5 million years old and reaches depths of over 6000 feet. formed by erosion, it- RAFIKI FROM THE LION KING [standing right at the edge] you ever dangle some babies off this bad boy 12:29 AM 2023-08-21 38.1K Views . 84 Reposts 868 Likes 10 Bookmarks
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    Font - LOVE HEAL Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle what did you create today bud? maybe you created a thought about a balloon? maybe a breakfast this morning? maybe a look at a dog trotting by. maybe a heartbeat? it is incredible how much art you are making all the dang time. you are SO prolific 12:08 AM 2023-08-21 from Earth 44.3K Views 511 Reposts 25 Quotes ... 1,914 Likes 54 Bookmarks
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    Font - computer bloke @gloomfather (Interrupting my wife's zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn't cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation Imao 1:14 PM 2023-08-21 129K Views 455 Reposts 7 Quotes 4,748 Likes 115 Bookmarks
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    Font - CLOROX JPo @Peauxtassium If anyone ever said hi to me as much as I say hi to my cat there would be so much violence 6:42 AM 2023-07-25 4,923 Views . 41 Reposts 99 Likes 1 Bookmark
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    Organism - huntigula @huntigula iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while u sleep *next morning* iPhone: I couldn't do it bro. just didn't feel right. vibe was off 4:00 PM 2023-03-13 959K Views 3,678 Reposts 99 Quotes 40K Likes 261 Bookmarks
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    Sky - Thinkwert @Thinkwert The "green ice" glacier of Cicely, Alaska, is the source of all the world's Mountain Dew. More than sixteen tons of Mountain Dew icebergs are calved every day. 9:21 PM 2023-08-21 188K Views 457 Reposts 42 Quotes : 4,740 Likes 128 Bookmarks

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